#GRAPEFRUIT TECHNIQUE FORTNITE PLUS#

I awkwardly asked if he was enjoying it to which he said he was and that it felt good but nothing Earth shattering as Auntie Angel promised.” Mind you I’m on my knees trying my best because damn it were going to be kinky on VDay and I’m twisting this damn grapefruit back and forth on his dick trying to make the best of it.Įverything is covered it grapefruit by now, the more I twist and pump the more it goes everywhere, everything’s sticky and scented, and I have no idea what I’m doing anymore.

It was running down my chin, soaked my nightie, all over my chest, running down to the floor, soaking through the towel onto his bed and as I later discovered through the sheets and into the mattress. All I could think of is, “that lying bitch! This is nothing like the video!” Don’t get me wrong, it made the blowjob taste great but the juice began to leak and squirt everywhere. I slide the grapefruit down his shaft while I begin to jerk him off with it twisting back and forth while sucking on the head.ĭo you know what it was like? A God damned porno parody, that’s what. Okay…this is messier than I thought it would be so I put my hair in a ponytail. Slip into my nightie and saucily tell him to lay on the bed while I get to work. “I have him cut the grapefruit ends off and a hole in the middle – easy peasy, right?

Conclusion: fucking weird experience, but totally hilarious.”

#GRAPEFRUIT TECHNIQUE FORTNITE PLUS#

The smell of citrus fruit was no plus either. He said that it was too wet, too weird and too sloppy. For me as the giver, it was sloppy, tasted weird (I hate grapefruit, haha) and completely silly. In addition to this, he also was not fond of the sensation of the juice dripping down between his butt cheeks. We put down a towel, but the bed still got wet. Didn’t make the noises though which was disappointing.” I suggested it to my SO because i wanted her to enjoy it as much as possible as well, she wasn’t a massive cock sucker. It was an orange not a grapefruit but there’s hardly any different in the texture I think. “The noises weren’t as good as the video” We agreed it was lots of fun, smelled great, and was so incredibly messy (all those little grapefruit bits everywhere, even with big towels) we would never ever do it again.” Said it was a very weird experience knowing he was enjoying being pleasured by a citrus fruit. He was laughing and laughing, until he started to make other kinds of happy sounds. “I surprised my husband with this one night. That’s the grapefruit technique! Does the grapefruit technique actually work? Grapefruit technique stories Twist and move the grapefruit up and down while you suck on the tip. Get your partner erect so that you can begin using the grapefruit.Ĩ. This is a surprise sensation for him to experience.ħ. The previous steps should be done earlier in the day or away from him so he doesn’t see what you are doing. This should be about the size of your partner’s penis.Ħ. Cut a hole in the middle of your grapefruit. You will be left with a thick “wheel” of grapefruit.ĥ. These should be thin slices that get rid of both navels (the bumps on the outside of the fruit. Rolling it between your palm and a table top helps loosen the fruit and make it juicier.Ĥ. Roll the grapefruit against a hard surface. A large navel orange can be substituted if a grapefruit is unavailable.Ģ. The technique became so popular that it was even shown (with disastrous results) in the Girls Trip movie.ġ. It’s such a serious video for the topic that the noise is completely unexpected.Īs the video went viral, people actually tried the grapefruit technique to varying degrees of success, which we’ll explore throughout this post. The noise she makes is what initially made most people laugh so much and want to share the video with their friends. The hype all started with an unintentionally hilarious YouTube video in which a sex advice blogger named Miss Angel gave her best blow job tip of all:īeginning around 2:40 in the video Miss Angel mimics oral sex on a large dildo. It seems like everyone on the internet has heard of the grapefruit method - but not everyone knows what it really is! For starters, yes, the grapefruit technique is a real sex tip and can actually (safely) be used. By Emily Madriga Updated February 22, 2023

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